So, a few years ago I was bored. Really bored. I decided to write a BASIC interperter in ColdFusion. It would allow for stuff like this:

<CF_BASIC>
   20 x = 10
   30 if X > 5 THEN goto 60
   40 println "x is less than 5"
   50 goto 100
   60 println "x is more than 5"
   110 if x > 5 then x = 2
   115 print "x is "
   120 println x
   130 if x == 3 then println "Yes x is 1<P>"
   150 if x > -1 then println "its 0 or higher"
   160 x = -2
   170 if x < 0 then println "it is negative"
</CF_BASIC>

Why did I do this? As I said - I was bored. This is a completely dumb thing to code. That being said, it was fun. :) I have no formal training in writing computer languages, so this is far from perfect, but for those who want to take a look, you can download the code here. Please forgive the upper-case code. I was delusional a few years ago and thought that made for good code writing. The only slightly cool thing about this code is - the core of BASIC was done so that you could add a new feature by writing a UDF. So for example, here is how "print" was done:

//print
// currently we only support printing a string or a var function cfb_print(arg) {
   // strings must be " "    if(left(arg,1) IS """" AND right(arg,1) IS """" and len(arg) gt 2) WriteOutput(Mid(arg,2,Len(Arg)-2));
   //ok, try to find it in the temp scope    if(structKeyExists(CODETEMP,arg)) WriteOutput(CODETEMP[arg]);
   return;
}

The idea was - any UDF with "cfb_" in front was considered a BASIC function. Here is another example, my favorite:

//remarks do nothing
function cfb_rem(arg) {
   return false;
}

Enjoy!