So after reading an entry on Mark Drew's blog, I eventually ended up on a post at John Dowdell's blog that is absolutely hilarious.
I think we need a new term for blog posts that somehow seem to be a draw for users who can't read: Idiot Bait.
I used to get a lot of freaky mail when I ran Death Clock, but at least they were on topic. At least folks knew what they were complaining about. I'm shocked the readers on JD's post even know how to type.